Bush & Company

How nicely those rivals contest,

While being put to that QA test;

Each one, Mitt and Mike Huckabee,

Fred Thompson, Rudy and McCain,

Strives mightily to disagree,

Determined to make sure it's plain

He stands out and he tops the rest,

Is unequivocally the best

(And can't desist from taking lots

Of civilized, if venomous, shots ).

Their barbs, though sharp, are all the while,

Accompanied by a gracious smile.