Bush & Company

An Election Eve Message From the GOP:

Back in 2008, President Sarah Palin received her first 3 A.M. phone call.

Startled awake from sweet dreams of freshly slaughtered Bullwinkle burgers and Anwar melting into a sea of black gold, the former beauty queen reached first for her shotgun and then for the telephone.

It was Karl Rove.

Less than five-months later, moments after President-elect McCain had passed away while taking his Oath of Office, Sarah Palin was sworn in as our 44th President, at the age 0f 44.

She added three bold Amendments to the U.S. Constitution: the Unconditional Abolition of Abortion; the Unconditional Abolition of Gay Marriage & Gay Sex and the Unconditional Abolition of the Teaching of Evolution & Science in Schools.

She also eliminated the Endangered Species Act, which paved the way for oil exploration in all 50 states, mining in the Grand Canyon, and hunting in the National Parks & Wildlife Sanctuaries.

With the Privatization of Social Security and the banning of all Federal Assistance programs, the U.S. Government was able to remove the tax burden for millionaires and corporations, across this great nation.

In a gutsy effort to accelerate the Rapture, Commander-in-Chief Palin launched a full-scale nuclear attack simultaneously against Russia and China, ushering in World War III on Christmas Eve, 2009.

With all these accomplishments to her credit, President Sarah Palin stands poised to answer the call for four more years.

As she prepares to enter the Thunderdome with Militant Opposition Leader Hillary Rodham Clinton, let us pray to God Almighty that it is President Palin who emerges victorious.