Bush & Company

Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby were award recipients, Wednesday, October 21, 2009, at a Bush administration reunion at the neoconservative Center for Security Policy dinner ---Libby, for the "Service Before Self" award (for being a fall guy) and Cheney, for the "Keeper of the Flame" (for enhancing American security).

Scooter and Dick, felonious dudes,
By all rights should be royally screwed,
Justifiable sitting ducks;
Instead of that, each in his tux,
Is glorified for telling lies
And gets a highfalutin prize.

Though infamous malfeasants these,
Guests warmly toast those honorees.