Bush & Company

On Tuesday, October 27, 2009, George W. Bush joined other famous speakers at a "Get Motivated" seminar in Fort Worth, Texas. He's to repeat his performance December 2.

Although the event was said in advance by its organizers to deliver "more inspirational firepower than a stick of dynamite," one wonders how Dick Cheney's tool, more concerned with recreation and personal fitness than with governance, could galvanize others to action. His numerous vacation days at the Bush family compound in Kennebunkport, Maine, Camp David, his Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas and elsewhere, as well as his hours-long morning exercise ritual in the White House gym, are well documented.

Talk about a whopping goof,
Unless it actually was a spoof,
Fitness freak, vacationing
Former president George two
Was a speaker in October
At that motivational thing.

For some really good advice,
Who knows why they didn't pick
Super-motivated Dick,
Powerful past president of vice?