Bush & Company

Tea Partier Sarah Palin (clubber of fish and murderess of moose) has a knack for self-promotion, but lacks other assets like regard for the truth and the character that her talents would enhance. Her Republican opponents for the 2012 presidential nomination, all linked to the Tea Party movement (so far, Romney, Huckabee, Gingrich and Pawlenty) lack both her baggage, which she turns to her advantage, and her own packaged brand of female freshness and allure.

Yes, Sarah is one of a kind,
Another pol who pays no mind
To what is false and what is fact,
But free style is part of her act,

Against whom so few can contest;
Quite simply, she's the very best
And has the necessary props
For starring in her photo ops,

What other hopefuls don't possess;
The most they have is pitifully less.
They may recall that she's been known
Even her mentor to betray;

You're in the Sarah Palin zone---
Look out, boys, don't get in her way. . .