Bush & Company

Sarah used to be so hot,
The number one commodity
Of the declining GOP;
Now someone else has got her spot---

It's Chris---that burly Jersey guy
Who seems so like a regular guy,
Who doesn't even have to try
To grab Ms. Sarah's piece of pie.

In targeting her latest prey
(As anyone who's in her way)
She'll do her best, relentlessly,
To cut (though possibly it may

Require some monumental tries)
That Trenton fellow down to size.