Bush & Company

On April 27, Israeli-turned-American dentist/lawyer/real estate broker Dr. Orly Taitz appeared on Lawrence O'Donnell's The Last Word loudly proclaiming that President Obama is "committing felonies." "Obama is a liar!" she shouted as the frustrated O'Donnell attempted fruitlessly to force an admission from her that the long form of the Obama birth certificate is genuine. Instead, she tried to discredit his selective service record.

Known as "Queen of the Birthers" and filing lawsuit after lawsuit, one wonders, what's in it for her?

Orly, why are you obsessed
With a virtually futile quest?
Unlike Mr. Donald Trump,
Claiming that he's on the stump,

Your rationale is still unclear.
Nonsense ringing in my ear,
Screeching that Barack's a fraud,
Based on theses wholly flawed,

His lawfulness put to the test,
Proven once, then proven twice,
Your protests pitiful at best;
Take some sensible advice:

Quit your persecution fest
And put this foolishness to rest.