Bush & Company

Slick talking, often insinuating Newton Leroy Gingrich, who accuses President Obama of the very breaches he himself is guilty of, former politician, now pretend politician, has reached a new low in greed, hypocrisy and prevarication, even for a politico.

Mr. Gingrich, Newton, Newt,
Man! You really are a beaut!
Sort of elfin, kind of cute,
Known as notably astute,

Yet you'd bring so much disgrace
On that Kewpie baby face.
With lies your aim is to enflame,
Sanctimoniously laying blame

And it takes a lot of nerve
When your plan is not to serve.
For the stigma on your name,
Clearly, Newt, you have no shame,

Or the dough you're going to gain
For front groups and a fake campaign.
That's because you just don't care,
With millions raised and gobs to spare!