Bush & Company

Regarding two current GOP presidential candidates, both notably self-contradictory, Mr. Romney is bent on being president, but Mr. Gingrich may deliberately sabotage his campaign, which already bears the seeds of its own destruction.

Newt's the mayor of Flipfloptown---
If he were king he'd wear a crown,
A yakker who has no objection
To speaking fact or pure invention.

With millions raised and millions spent,
Mitt aims to be the president
While that deceitful Newt instead
Is in it mainly for the bread.