Bush & Company

Why would Newt and Callista Gingrich choose to tour the Greek Islands at the beginning of Newt's presidential campaign? Was the perfectly poised and otherwise flawless Callista, some speculate to be a controlling force in their so-called equal-partnerswhip marriage, behind the damaging decision, even though she may entertain a fervent determination to be First Lady? They came home to learn that Newt's entire staff had quit.

Newt's shrewd and experienced staffers were well aware of how lackadaisical he was about his campaign and of his personal excesses---lavish spending on four-star restaurants, executive chauffeur service and private jets; and moreover, donor interest was sluggish. Would they ever be paid?

The cruise was the ideal opportunity for them to take off, perhaps to greener pastures, like Texas, to join Gov. Rick Perry in his expected run. He's a surer bet, anyway.

What a time, Newt, for a trip!
I suppose you heard the news
When you got back from your cruise
That your aides were jumping ship!

Likely, they were all afraid
That they never would be paid;
Considering your extravagances,
They weren't taking any chances.

Maybe you were sure you could
Get more people just as good
To prolong that sad charade
Of a creditable run

For a prize that won't be won.