Bush & Company

The Gingriches have a new credit line at Tiffany's, this time for a cool million.

Newt has another credit line---
Can you believe it's even more,
Much more than what he had before?
Could this be some sort of a sign

He's not as frugal as he thought?
He certainly must be aware
That strings of pearls and silverware
Are cheaper at a bargain store

Than Tiffany's and the things he bought
Would have to cost a whole lot less
And so in turn relieve the stress
From late night comics and the press.