Bush & Company

The remarkably different Buddy Roemer, a former Louisiana governor, is almost too good to be true and too good to win---partly for his crusade against corporate and undisclosed campaign funding, partly because he's a candidate who stays firmly on his sensible message.

Mitt Romney, the only probable constant for the Republican presidential nomination, is chronically inconstant in conviction.

It's very clear the man's hellbent
On being "Mr. President"
And so to win the people's trust,
He'll say no matter what, to wit:

Although it may be opposite
To what he said before when it
Was not Mitt's actual intent---
No, the reverse was what he meant.

He'll gladly spend what need be spent
And say whatever else he must.
It all will be worthwhile just
To be the U S president.